A Tribute to Ukrainian Women. Or, My Wife Should Hold Auditions for a Future Husband

By Michael Willard

I once suggested to my wife that given the certainty I will slip earth’s bonds someday, she should, at the proper time, hold auditions for her next husband.

She’s younger than my favorite guitar, and I am old enough to remember 29-cent gasoline.

I am a novelist but my day job is utilizing my years as a business consultant, journalist, and public service in the field of international development.

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J. Michael Willard

J. Michael Willard

I am a novelist but my day job is utilizing my years as a business consultant, journalist, and public service in the field of international development.

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